... Okay, the deal is my apartment building kinda got beat up. 'Beat up' as in my living room roof fell in. Not to worry, I nimbly escaped through the window. Fell a story or two though cause one of the little bastards jumped on me, but I kicked it's ass anyway.
SO! If anyone has an extra room or something, could I come over for a while? I'm totally low maintenance, just gimme about three meals a day and some soap and i'm fine! Come on, you guys know i'd be an awesome house guest.